There is that pesky neighbor!
He pokes his butt in all matters of yours
and then again, again, again
Tries to give you a pie
which you want not!
Finally one day he comes
Occupies your porch
and says, “I’m only looking out for thieves”
Or euphemism bared–
“Thieves inside your home; are you one too?”
Now, I’d like to think The States have a lot of parallels, rather concurrency, with our f(r)iendly neighbor.